Ex-Tend

Ex-Tend is an anti-agathic about which little is known. It appears to be a close relative of the drug FOREVER.

Although little is known about the mechanisms by which it works, it is known that it does not confer immortality.

Ex-Tend exists in only a handful of closely-related alternate timelines or eigenstates.

Related Drugs: FEMFREE, FOREVER, NEURO and ORGASMOR

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NEURO

NEURO is an intelligence-enhancing drug, but is unclear exactly how it works – it may be a mutagen, a stimulant or a psychiatric, or some combination of these or other elements.

Questions of mechanism aside, the drug is known to be very effective.

NEURO is known to exist in most of a cluster of closely-related alternate timelines or eigenstates.

Related drugs: Ex-Tend, FEMFREE, FOREVER and ORGASMOR

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ORGASMOR

ORGASMOR is a legal drug which is applied as a lotion. It is reputed to have aphrodisiac and lubricious properties, although these statements are made nowhere in the advertising.

In fact, its chemical properties are not terribly dissimilar to those of Coca Cola, and all the reported results can safely be attributed to the placebo effect.

ORGASMOR is known to exist in most of a cluster of closely-related alternate timelines or eigenstates.

Related drugs: Ex-Tend, FEMFREE, FOREVER and NEURO

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FOREVER

FOREVER is an anti-aging drug produced by Blue Sky Inc.

Although little is known about the mechanisms by which it works, it is known that it does not confer immortality. It is available only in pull form and must be taken daily.

FOREVER is known to exist in most of a cluster of closely-related alternate timelines or eigenstates.

Ex-Tend, FEMFREE, NEURO and ORGASMOR

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A Proposal to solve the Internet Censorship issue

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FEMFREE

FEMFREE is a drug that suppresses the maternal instincts in women. It is not clear how this physical effect is acheived, but it seems likely that it suppresses certain hormones, and likely also reduces the likelihood of conception.

However, the social effects of the drug are even more striking. Shortly after the drug’s introduction, it was outlawed by President Lousewart, which swiflty led to the formation of a black market selling FEMFREE to the women who wanted it.

Related drugs: Ex-Tend, FOREVER, NEURO and ORGASMOR

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