Silicon Heaven

  • Type: Heaven
  • Origin: Red Dwarf
  • Admission: robots with installed belief chips, and other electrical equipment (with the notable exception of photocopiers)

Is Silicon Heaven real? Robots and androids certainly think so, but then, they’re programmed that way. Somehow, I doubt that the humans who programmed them would agree. But you never know, I suppose. Some of them just might.

Silicon Heaven has a dark opposite in Silicon Hell, which is, of course, where photocopiers go to roast in the eternal fires. Probably after getting worked over by those three guys from “Office Space“.

Seeing as you, the reader, are unlikely to be a robot, android or other artificial being, it’s unlikely you’ll go there. But just in case, here it is. One warning: it is full of calculators.