Turgidax

Turgidax promises the user an overnight tripling of penis size, which is alleged to both improve cardio-vascular health and also sexual attractiveness.

Likely side effects not mentioned by the advertisment include heart palpitations, heightened blood pressure, hypertension, narcolepsy, and having your penis explode like those people’s heads did in Scanners.

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Toxin X-7

There’s little to say about Toxin X-7 that hasn’t already been covered right here. It’s a mutagen that transforms those exposed to it into brain-devouring zombies.

Were it not for the quick thinking and practicality of Ryan and Laura, you could insert your preferred zombie movie scenario here.

Fortunately, only one lab ever made Toxin X-7, and all known samples of it have been destroyed.

Of course, that just leaves the unknown ones…

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