Melbourne Airport

There has been a major misunderstanding at Tullamarine. What was intended to be series of bucolic day spas in the vein of Daylesford has instead been turned into a huge flat cement plain where the air is constantly torn by the whine of jet engines. It wasn’t supposed to be this way, but some people don’t recognise a French accent when they hear one.

Jacques de Molay IX never said “airport”. He said “hair pore” (the ‘t’ is silent, as ine ‘Colbert Report’). Where other men looked at saw what amounts to a car park for planes, he saw a range of bathing areas, hair dressing salons, manicure nooks, discreet exercise areas and charming little cabins for the guests to live in during their stays.

De Molay’s vision was betrayed and buried in Tullamarine. The betrayal remains unavenged.

Suburbs near Melbourne Airport:

Bulla Bulla Greenvale Greenvale Greenvale Greenvale
Bulla Melbourne Airport Melbourne Airport Melbourne Airport Greenvale Greenvale
Bulla Melbourne Airport Melbourne Airport Melbourne Airport Melbourne Airport Attwood
Keilor North Keilor North Melbourne Airport Melbourne Airport Melbourne Airport Tullamarine
Taylors Lakes Keilor North Keilor Melbourne Airport Melbourne Airport Tullamarine
Taylors Lakes Keilor Lodge Keilor Keilor Melbourne Airport Airport West
Taylors Lakes Taylors Lakes Keilor Keilor Keilor Park Keilor Park