Oh, shut up about your sodding #iPhone already…

I’ve got to confess, I’m not actually sick of iPhones as such. And if you’re one of those iPhone users who is not a tedious evangelist of the iCult, then you don’t need to read this.

I confess, I’ve had little enough experience of the actualy phones, but they seem as inoffensive as any other piece of modern consumer tech. I was even allowed to touch, while its owner watched me like a hawk. Having no experience whatsoever with the interface, I had reached roughly the equivalent point to holding the map the right way up by the point where the owner’s patience with my lack of iCult worship was reached. Like I say, the actual device itself seems inoffensive enough. The device itself I can take or leave. It is not my problem.
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