Stop me if you’ve heard this one:
There’s an almost omnipotent group of pale-skinned anthropomorphic personifications who represent (and to some extent, control) various aspects of life and reality. They are best known by their collective name, which starts with the letter E.
Now, am I talking about the Elder or the Endless?
Alright The Centre Cannot Hold readers. You wanted the best and you got the best: the hottest band in the world, KISS!
Seriously, though, what does the world’s most avaricious marketing machine have in common with two guys whose mentor was George Carlin?