The View Askewniverse and Star Wars

Hell, this is a crossover that Kevin Smith would probably give a testicle to write. (Not his own, but still, a testicle.) When I started trying to think of something to cross View Askew over with, there was really only one choice.

Well, two, but Jaws struck me as requiring too much contrivance…
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The Cthulhu Mythos and the Askewniverse

So after last week’s meditation on the Cthulhu Mythos, I tried to think of the most unlikely crossover I could for it. Having done that (“I Love Lucy”), I decided that I would instead look for a crossover I would enjoy writing.

And here we are. Be warned, spoilers abound for pretty much the entire Kevin Smith oeuvre.
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Chasing Amy (1997)

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No Soundtrack Released – Tracks not on Soundtrack:

Dogma (1999)

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Score Tracklist:

  1. Still — Alanis Morissette
  2. Dogma
  3. Behold the Metatron
  4. Mooby the Golden Calf
  5. Golgothan
  6. Last Scion
  7. Stygian Triplets
  8. Bartleby and Loki
  9. John Doe Jersey
  10. Very Relieved Deity

Tracks not on Soundtrack:

Clerks (1994)

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Soundtrack Track List:

  1. Dante’s Lament — dialogue
  2. Clerks — Love Among Freaks
  3. Kill the Sexplayer – Girls Against Boys
  4. No Time for Love, Dr. Jones — dialogue
  5. Got Me Wrong — Alice in Chains
  6. Randal & Dante on Sex — dialogue
  7. Making Me Sick — Bash & Pop
  8. Bunch of Muppets — dialogue
  9. Chewbacca — Supernova
  10. Panic in Cicero — The Jesus Lizard
  11. Shooting Star — Golden Smog
  12. Leaders and Followers — Bad Religion
  13. I Like to Expand My Horizons — dialogue
  14. Violent Mood Swings [Thread Mix] — Stabbing Westward
  15. Berserker — Love Among Freaks
  16. Big Problems — Corrosion of Conformity
  17. Go Your Own Way — Seaweed
  18. Social Event of the Season — dialogue
  19. Can’t Even Tell — Soul Asylum
  20. Jay’s Chant — dialogue

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

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Soundtrack Tracklist:

  1. Cue Music — dialogue
  2. Jay’s Rap — dialogue
  3. Kick Some Ass — Stroke 9
  4. Holden on Affleck — dialogue
  5. Tube of Wonderful — Dave Pirner
  6. Cyber Savvy — dialogue
  7. Choked Up — Minibar
  8. Doobie Snacks — dialogue
  9. Magic Carpet Ride — Steppenwolf
  10. Jay & Justice — dialogue
  11. Bad Medicine — Bon Jovi
  12. Stealing Monkeys — dialogue
  13. This Is Love — PJ Harvey
  14. Advice From Above — dialogue
  15. The Devil Song — Marcy Playground
  16. Idiots vs. The Internet — dialogue
  17. Tougher Than Leather — Run DMC
  18. Willenholly’s Woe — dialogue
  19. Bullets — Bob Schneider
  20. Touching A Brother’s Heart — dialogue
  21. Hiphopper — Thomas Rusiak
  22. Two Thumbs Up — dialogue
  23. Jackass — Bloodhound Gang
  24. A Smooth Pimp and a Man-Servant — dialogue
  25. Jungle Love — Morris Day and The Time
  26. NWP — dialogue
  27. Because I Got High — Afroman
  28. Stop Stealing Monkeys — dialogue

Tracks not on Soundtrack:

Mallrats (1995)

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Soundtrack Tracklist:

  1. Love And Sharks — dialogue
  2. Bubbles — Bush
  3. Susanne — Weezer
  4. Freeing One’s Mind — dialogue
  5. Seventeen — Sponge
  6. Kryptonite Condoms — dialogue
  7. Line Up – Elastica
  8. Mission Impossible #1 — dialogue
  9. Mallrats — Wax
  10. Taken With A Grain Of Salt — dialogue
  11. Broken — Belly
  12. Cruise Your New Baby Fly Self — Girls Against Boys
  13. A Very Uncomfortable Place — dialogue
  14. Guilty — All
  15. That Ski Trip — dialogue
  16. Web In Front — Archers Of Loaf
  17. Hated It — Thrush Hermit
  18. Post Coital Techno Boogie — dialogue
  19. Build Me Up Buttercup — The Goops
  20. Cousin Walter — dialogue
  21. Social — Squirtgun
  22. Mission Impossible #2 — dialogue
  23. Smoke Two Joints — Sublime
  24. Stoned — Silverchair
  25. Last Words — dialogue

Tracks not on Soundtrack: