Monopoly

Because what game isn’t more fun when it involves consensual nudity?

You will need

  • A Monopoly set
  • Clothes
  • Very close friends

Variant Rules
All rules are as normal for Monopoly with the exception of the following variants – choose one:

  1. Whenever a player lands on a property that would charge them rent, they may choose to instead remove a garment.
  2. Whenever a player lands on a property that would charge them rent, they may choose to instead remove a number of garments proportional to the property’s improvement:
    • Unimproved: one garment.
    • One house: two garments.
    • Two houses: three garments.
    • Three houses: four garments.
    • Four houses: five garments.
    • Hotel: six garments.
  3. No rents can be charged on unimproved properties; and whenever a player lands on an improved property that would charge them rent, they may choose to instead remove a number of garments proportional to the property’s improvement:
    • One or two houses: one garment.
    • Three or four houses: two garments.
    • Hotel: three garments.
  4. Any of the above, with the garment removal in lieu of rent being compulsory instead of optional; or with the garment removal being in addition to normal rent.

Winning the Game
Choose one of the following variants:

  1. as normal.


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