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	<title>The Centre Cannot Hold</title>
	
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	<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 12:12:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>“The Time Warp” from ‘The Rocky Horror Show’</title>
		<link>http://thecentrecannothold.net/2008/10/23/the-time-warp-from-the-rocky-horror-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 12:51:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loki</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Daft Lyrics Database]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[richard o'brien]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You&#8217;re spaced out on sensation - Like you&#8217;re under sedation &#8220;

I don&#8217;t know what sedatives are like on the planet of Transexual, in the galaxy of Transylvania - or whether the biochemistry of a Transexual is sufficiently different from that of a DirtlingEarthling that there&#8217;s some sort of peculiar reaction to our Earth sedatives&#8230;
&#8230;but it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Introducing the Bad Rum &amp; River Water Society…</title>
		<link>http://thecentrecannothold.net/2008/10/10/introducing-the-bad-rum-river-water-society/</link>
		<comments>http://thecentrecannothold.net/2008/10/10/introducing-the-bad-rum-river-water-society/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 07:08:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loki</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Station Keeping]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[But rather than repeat myself, I&#8217;m just going to direct you here 










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		<title>“Baby One More Time” by Britney Spears</title>
		<link>http://thecentrecannothold.net/2008/09/26/baby-one-more-time-by-britney-spears/</link>
		<comments>http://thecentrecannothold.net/2008/09/26/baby-one-more-time-by-britney-spears/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 06:59:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loki</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[baby one more time]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thecentrecannothold.net/?p=251</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Give me a sign - hit me baby one more time&#8221;

Umm, okay.  This is the relationship you&#8217;re desperate to go back to?  Where the guy beats you?  I mean, okay, you want him to, and maybe it&#8217;s some sort of completely adult consensual S&#38;M type thing which is no one&#8217;s business but yours and his&#8230;
&#8230;of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Devil Went Down to Eastwick</title>
		<link>http://thecentrecannothold.net/2008/09/16/the-devil-went-down-to-eastwick/</link>
		<comments>http://thecentrecannothold.net/2008/09/16/the-devil-went-down-to-eastwick/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:21:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loki</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Crossing Over]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cyclops]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[disney]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[enchanted]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[night at the museum]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[practical magic]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[witches of eastwick]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[x-men]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thecentrecannothold.net/?p=226</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to something a little different from what you&#8217;ve previously seen in Crossing Over.  Today, instead of crossing over just two sources, I&#8217;ll be creating a whole chain of crossovers, using The Witches of Eastwick as a starting point.
It&#8217;s going to be a bumpy ride, folks.

So, at some point around 1986 or so, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Despatches and Updates</title>
		<link>http://thecentrecannothold.net/2008/09/14/despatches-and-updates/</link>
		<comments>http://thecentrecannothold.net/2008/09/14/despatches-and-updates/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 11:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loki</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Station Keeping]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thecentrecannothold.net/?p=219</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Making a few small changes around here:

I&#8217;ve added a link at the side here that will take you lists of my other published work, both the web stuff and the print stuff.
I&#8217;m thinking that the Campaign for Symmetrical English can be retired.  It was a fun enough idea, but really, it&#8217;s only one joke, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Question of Semantics</title>
		<link>http://thecentrecannothold.net/2008/09/04/a-question-of-semantics/</link>
		<comments>http://thecentrecannothold.net/2008/09/04/a-question-of-semantics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:52:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loki</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Militant Agnostic]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[agnosticism]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[atheism]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thecentrecannothold.net/?p=162</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s probably unfair of me to regard many atheists as being in denial.  But I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s at all unfair to think that many of them (and indeed, a great majority of all people, whatever they may or may not believe) are insufficiently rigourous in their exercise of logic and their application of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The (Alaskan) Lumberjack Song</title>
		<link>http://thecentrecannothold.net/2008/09/03/the-alaskan-lumberjack-song/</link>
		<comments>http://thecentrecannothold.net/2008/09/03/the-alaskan-lumberjack-song/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 12:42:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loki</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Daft Lyrics Database]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[john mccain]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[lumberjack song]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[monty python]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sarah palin]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thecentrecannothold.net/?p=157</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Something new for the Daft Lyrics Database: a newly written filk piece, to the tune of Monty Python&#8217;s Lumberjack Song:
(Presented with apologies to people named Jones, people named Tomlinson and some people named Palin.)


GOVERNOR:
I&#8217;m Republican, and I&#8217;m okay.
I hate to think &#8216;cos I&#8217;d rather pray.
McCAIN STAFFERS:
She&#8217;s Republican, and she&#8217;s okay.
She hates to think  &#8216;cos [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Brunswick Street Irregulars - Chapter Two</title>
		<link>http://thecentrecannothold.net/2008/07/29/the-brunswick-street-irregulars-chapter-two/</link>
		<comments>http://thecentrecannothold.net/2008/07/29/the-brunswick-street-irregulars-chapter-two/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loki</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Fresh Fictions]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fiction]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[lokiverse]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[serial novel]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Brunswick Street Irregulars]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thecentrecannothold.net/?p=103</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a much belated addition to that first chapter I put up here some weeks back - I&#8217;ll try to keep them coming a little more frequently.
Chapter Two
The business of giving a statement was always a lengthy one in Rag&#8217;s experience,  especially when the cops had nothing to go on.
When they had you, they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“Watching the Detectives” by Elvis Costello and the Attractions</title>
		<link>http://thecentrecannothold.net/2008/07/28/watching-the-detectives-by-elvis-costello-and-the-attractions/</link>
		<comments>http://thecentrecannothold.net/2008/07/28/watching-the-detectives-by-elvis-costello-and-the-attractions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 12:05:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loki</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Daft Lyrics Database]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[elvis costello]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[watching the detectives]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thecentrecannothold.net/?p=99</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;She pulls their eyes out with a face like a magnet&#8220;
I don&#8217;t know about  the rest of you, but this metaphor never quite worked for me.  Partially,  it&#8217;s the obscure identity of the she - there seems to be one watching the  detectives (on what we assume is a tv show or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Brunswick Street Irregulars - Chapter One</title>
		<link>http://thecentrecannothold.net/2008/06/28/the-brunswick-street-irregulars-chapter-one/</link>
		<comments>http://thecentrecannothold.net/2008/06/28/the-brunswick-street-irregulars-chapter-one/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:53:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loki</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, here&#8217;s chapter one of yet another new story - as always, let me know what you think:

Way too early in the morning.  Two men stand on a rooftop above an apartment above a Vietnamese restaurant, waiting for the pre-dawn light.Below them, Brunswick Street seems to hold its breath, but the snoring that can [...]]]></description>
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