Re: Re: Re: We Got It!

From: William Monday
To: Frank Davis
Date: 1, 12:15
Subject: Re: Re: Re: We Got It!

You know, that says absolutely frightening things about your homelife Frank ;)

Billy

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Re: [3] We Got It!

From: Greta Kliest
To: Frank Davis, William Monday
Date: 1, 12:16
Subject: Re: [3] We Got It!

Guys, you worry too much. I’m sure that Hailey has done the right thing by the company.

Greta

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The Functional Specification

From: Hailey Vincent
To: Greta Kliest
Date: 2, 12:00
Subject: The Functional Specification
Attachment: Dristeen Ducal Line Functional Specification v4.03

As promised…

Really going on holiday this time,
Hailey

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Re: The Functional Specification

From: Greta Kliest
To: Hailey Vincent
Date: 2, 12:00
Subject: The Functional Specification

You really dropped me in it this time, Hailey…

Greta

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Hols

From: Frank Davis
To: Hailey Vincent
Date: 2, 13:11
Subject: Hols

You might have at least told me you were going…

Just kidding. You earned every minute of this, babe!  I just wish I was going with you, is all.

Have a great time, and I’ll see you when you get back.

Love
Frank

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Re: Hols

From: Hailey Vincent
To: Frank Davis
Date: 2, 13:11
Subject: Hols

Sorry hon, I should have said something. I’ve just been working on this for so long, and I was desperate to get away for a while, so when Greta offered me the time, I jumped at it.

I’ll send you a vidcard :)

All my love,
Hailey

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You’re not serious

From: William Monday
To: Greta Kliest
Date: 2, 13:05
Subject: You’re not serious

Greta, there’s no way we can this done within the timeframe Hailey’s set up with the client. Not unless you want to skip at least two testing cycles – and skipping more than one would be illegal anyway. We’re not the goddam Jacksons, but sometimes I’m not sure that Hails realises that.

I haven’t looked at any of the other paperwork barring the funkspek – do we have any wiggle room?

Billy.

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How do you put up with her?

From: William Monday
To: Frank Davis
Date: 2, 13:15
Subject: How do you put up with her?

Have you read this fucking thing? There’s no way we can get all this crap in under deadline. Hell, I think some of it actually breaks physical laws in this universe.

Which leads me to my next question: what universe did you find Hailey in, and why couldn’t you have left her there?

Billy.

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Re: How do you put up with her?

From: Frank Davis
To: William Monday
Date: 2, 13:19
Subject: Re: How do you put up with her?

Hey, that’s the woman I love you’re talking about there, buddy! If I wasn’t asking myself the same question right about now, those’d be fightin’ words…But you’re right. This funkspek is for shit.

What are we going to do?

Frank

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Re: Re: How do you put up with her?

From: William Monday
To: Frank Davis
Date: 2, 13:11
Subject: Re: Re: How do you put up with her?

I’ve already started querying bits of it with the boss. Hopefully she’ll get involved.

Billy.

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Re: You’re not serious

From: Greta Kliest
To: William Monday
Date: 2, 13:05
Subject: Re: You’re not serious

I don’t know what to tell you, Billy. We do have some wiggle room without penalties, and more if we’re prepared to endure penalties. I’m not sure whether Cornelius has signed off on this yet – he’s been on holidays longer than Hailey has, and I can’t reach him until he gets back. Look, just try not to stress about it too much right now, okay? I’ll call a meeting for when they both get back, and we’ll sort it out then.

Greta

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Re: [3] How do you put up with her?

From: Frank Davis
To: William Monday
Date: 2, 13:11
Subject: Re: [3] How do you put up with her?

As long as you don’t get the big boss involved. Nothing’s worth waking the dragon for.

Frank

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