| From: | Hailey Vincent |
| To: | Greta Kliest |
| Date: | 2, 12:00 |
| Subject: | The Functional Specification |
| Attachment: | Dristeen Ducal Line Functional Specification v4.03 |
As promised…
Really going on holiday this time,
Hailey
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You really dropped me in it this time, Hailey… Greta
You might have at least told me you were going… Just kidding. You earned every minute of this, babe! I just wish I was going with you, is all. Have a great time, and I’ll see you when you get back. Love
Sorry hon, I should have said something. I’ve just been working on this for so long, and I was desperate to get away for a while, so when Greta offered me the time, I jumped at it. I’ll send you a vidcard All my love,
Greta, there’s no way we can this done within the timeframe Hailey’s set up with the client. Not unless you want to skip at least two testing cycles – and skipping more than one would be illegal anyway. We’re not the goddam Jacksons, but sometimes I’m not sure that Hails realises that. I haven’t looked at any of the other paperwork barring the funkspek – do we have any wiggle room? Billy.
Have you read this fucking thing? There’s no way we can get all this crap in under deadline. Hell, I think some of it actually breaks physical laws in this universe. Which leads me to my next question: what universe did you find Hailey in, and why couldn’t you have left her there? Billy.
Hey, that’s the woman I love you’re talking about there, buddy! If I wasn’t asking myself the same question right about now, those’d be fightin’ words…But you’re right. This funkspek is for shit. What are we going to do? Frank
I’ve already started querying bits of it with the boss. Hopefully she’ll get involved. Billy.
I don’t know what to tell you, Billy. We do have some wiggle room without penalties, and more if we’re prepared to endure penalties. I’m not sure whether Cornelius has signed off on this yet – he’s been on holidays longer than Hailey has, and I can’t reach him until he gets back. Look, just try not to stress about it too much right now, okay? I’ll call a meeting for when they both get back, and we’ll sort it out then. Greta
As long as you don’t get the big boss involved. Nothing’s worth waking the dragon for. Frank
Last thing on my mind. Hell, most of this stuff is probably doable, just not under deadline. That’s the first line of attack – push that damned deadline back. Neo-feudal gits will just have to wait for their precious duke. Billy.
I take it you haven’t got to the mental attributes yet. The neo-feudal gits are going to be ruled by the same oligarchy that placed the order with us anyway. We’re designing the perfect figurehead, nothing more. Frank |
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