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Fortable

Fortable
-adjective

The default state of a cushion, chair, bed, etc, when not in use (i.e. when not ‘with’ a person.

Gainly

Gainly
-adjective

graceful;
easily or smoothly movable

Gress

Gress
-noun

Any and all movement
Movement in an ill-defined, chaotic or otherwise unpredictable direction
Foolish movement

Gruntled

Gruntled
-adjective

Cheerful, content
Satisifed
Smooth of brow

Hume

Hume
-verb

to leave a corpse in the state it is in;
to respect the inertia of dead body

Jure

Jure
-verb

to invite or enable;
to do what is right; to swear righteousness

Ling

Ling
-noun

A little-known and rare race of demihumans who crossbreed with humans too create halflings.

Derivation

Logically implied by the existence of half-elves and half-orcs.

Mentia

Mentia
-noun

Notable improvement of intellectual faculties, such as memory, concentration, and judgment. It is sometimes accompanied by an ending or lessening of emotional disturbance and beneficial personality changes.
An ordinary or average degree of sanity.

Mential
-adjectival form of Mentia.

Nepot

Nepot
-noun

One who commits nepotism.
One who bestows favours and rewards upon relatives due to said relationship, rather than due to actual ability or worthiness.

Nocuous

Nocuous
-adjective

injurious; harmful
likely to offend or arouse strong feelings
somewhere between dangerous and thought-provoking

Occidenteering

Occidenteering
-noun

To travel as slowly as possible through well-known areas using no navigational aids whatsoever, and with no competitive element at all. Also variously known as promenading, window-shopping and wasting time.

Derivation

The opposite of Orienteering.

Outsomnia

Outsomnia
-noun

The ability to sleep in any place other than in a bed.
The ability to sleep at any time other than in at night.
The ability to sleep in manner not considered ‘normal’ by the majority of people.