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	<title>The Centre Cannot Hold &#187; Campaign for Symmetrical English</title>
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		<title>Alysis</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loki</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Alysis -noun</p> A process of bringing things together into a confused mess A process whereby serparate elements are mingled without order or meaning ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Alysis</strong><br />
<em>-noun</em></p>
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<li>A process of bringing things together into a confused mess</li>
<li>A process whereby serparate elements are mingled without order or meaning</li>
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		<title>Ane</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jul 2011 21:37:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loki</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Ane -adjective</p> Deeply, deeply meaningful Serious; important; having a point Enjoyably and interestingly having a point ]]></description>
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<li>Serious; important; having a point</li>
<li>Enjoyably and interestingly having a point</li>
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		<title>Antiversary</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:53:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loki</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Antiversary -noun</p> Any day which is not an anniversary for the person or people referred to. A day which would have been an anniversary if things had turned out differently. <p>Derivation </p> A punning backformation on anniversary, bearing the same relation to its original as unbirthday does to birthday A more cynical variant, leaning more [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Antiversary</strong><br />
<em>-noun</em></p>
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<li>Any day which is not an anniversary for the person or people referred to.</li>
<li>A day which would have been an anniversary if things had turned out differently.</li>
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<p><strong>Derivation</strong><br />
<em></p>
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<li>A punning backformation on anniversary, bearing the same relation to its original as unbirthday does to birthday</li>
<li>A more cynical variant, leaning more heavily on the &#8216;anti&#8217; prefix for its meaning.</li>
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		<title>Cipation</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 21:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loki</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Cipation -noun</p> The disappointment one feels after a previously eagerly-awaited event. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Cipation</strong><br />
<em>-noun</em></p>
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<li>The disappointment one feels after a previously eagerly-awaited event.</li>
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		<title>Creant</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 00:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loki</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Creant -noun</p> A brave, noble or law-abiding individual. A believer whose faith is never compromised by doubt. An annoying goody-two-shoes. ]]></description>
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<li>A brave, noble or law-abiding individual.</li>
<li>A believer whose faith is never compromised by doubt.</li>
<li>An annoying goody-two-shoes.</li>
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		<title>Cretion</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 21:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loki</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Cretion - noun</p> The urge to tell absolutely everyone the oh-so-juiccy gossip you just heard. The act of giving in to that urge. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Cretion</strong><br />
<em>- noun</em></p>
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<li>The urge to tell absolutely everyone the oh-so-juiccy gossip you just heard.</li>
<li>The act of giving in to that urge.</li>
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		<title>Damant</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 00:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loki</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Damant -adjective</p> reasonable; flexible; yielding weak; fragile ]]></description>
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<li>reasonable; flexible; yielding </li>
<li>weak; fragile</li>
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		<title>Derstanding</title>
		<link>http://thecentrecannothold.net/blog/derstanding/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2011 21:30:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loki</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Derstanding - noun</p> A baffling and annoying sense of frustration caused by the keen awareness of one&#8217;s incomprehension of something that appears simple. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Derstanding</strong><br />
<em>- noun</em></p>
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<li>A baffling and annoying sense of frustration caused by the keen awareness of one&#8217;s incomprehension of something that appears simple.</li>
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		<title>Doutable</title>
		<link>http://thecentrecannothold.net/blog/doutable/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 23:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loki</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Doutable</p> <p>-noun</p> (of prowess) arousing contempt or scorn unworthy of honour, respect, or in some cases, courtesy. ]]></description>
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<p>-noun</p>
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<li>(of prowess) arousing contempt or scorn</li>
<li>unworthy of honour, respect, or in some cases, courtesy.</li>
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		<title>Dractor</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 23:30:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loki</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Dractor -noun</p> The actor playing Dracula The actor playing any other vampire Christopher Lee ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Dractor</strong><br />
<em>-noun</em></p>
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<li>The actor playing Dracula</li>
<li>The actor playing any other vampire</li>
<li>Christopher Lee</li>
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