A Proposal to solve the Internet Censorship issue

Warning: this post contains a large amount of language that many people would consider offensive. But it’s just text, so it’s probably fairly safe for work.

The guiding assumption of this proposal is that people wish to censor the internet due to the inherent offensiveness of the words themselves. A simple code of substitutions should suffice to take care of that, and since it seems unlikely that anyone in politics finds their own name offensive, I have used the names of prominent politicians as the substitutes.*

Compound words are formed in the normal way: a person can be a Bishop-kicking mother-Joycer, a complete Rudding Tuckey-hole, an Abbot-head or just a Bolter who’s off their McKews.

* I cannot claim full credit for this idea, as it is adapted from the one used by Robert Anton Wilson in his novel The Trick Top Hat- I have merely changed the names to reflect the current Australian political climate.