The Centre Cannot Hold

Archive for April, 2008

30 Apr

The Agnostic Chapel

So after yesterday’s Blessay, I got to wondering what a chapel designed for the use of agnostics would be like.  Here’s what I came up with:

29 Apr

Cultured Spaces

I don’t doubt that you’ve all encountered what I think of as ‘Cultured Spaces.’ These are spaces that are set aside exclusively for the use of one particular group to the exclusion of all others. You often find them at universities - rooms for women, for queer and transgendered people, for members of [...]

27 Apr

Aaru

Type: Heaven
Origin: Egyptian mythology
Admission: worthy human souls (see below)

It should be noted that, insofar as determining worthiness is concerned, weighed human hearts against a feather, even the Feather of Ma’at, is a dubious pastime. But for those who have passed this rigourous ordeal - sins, apparently, weigh down a heart, and a sinless heart [...]

25 Apr

The Ducal Line (part two)

Sorry to keep you waiting so long between installments folks - I had to take some time out to write the damn funkspek (at least in point form) so that I could keep my references to it consistent.
Here’s a good-seized chunk of Ducal Line action, and I have another one lined up when I get [...]

22 Apr

“Can’t Get Enough of You Baby” by Question Mark and the Mysterians

“I love you so much,
I wish that there was more of you to touch.”
Yes, this is the same song that Smash Mouth murdered a few years back - Colourfield also did a version at one point, and in fact, the first act to record it was the Four Seasons.  (I just really like having an [...]

21 Apr

And again, back in action…

Sorry about that folks.  Head go splodey for a few days, but all better now.
Back to the action.

16 Apr

Intelligent Designs

One of the things about Intelligent Design - one of the ones that its proponents kinda sorta want to cover up, but only when it’s being used against them in debate - is that if you accept the basic hypothesis that the universe is a designed artifact, you can infer certain things about the nature [...]

15 Apr

“Our House” by Madness

“Our house, in the middle of our street”
I don’t know what your street is like, Suggs old man, but I went and stood in the middle of my street the other day, and I was nearly run down several times. The middle of my street is where the cars go - and I’m [...]

14 Apr

Whelm

No doubt we are all aware of the verb overwhelm (and its back-formation and antonym, underwhelm). But as Bianca Stratford so rightly pointed out (in “10 Things I Hate About You“), there is no such word as whelm.
Until now.
Whelm
–verb (used with object)

to fail to affect
to fight to a draw
to give a sufficiency, no more [...]

13 Apr

The Land of the Dead

Type: Other World
Origin: Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride
Admission: unquiet human souls, some animals (likewise unquiet)

The Land of the Dead resembles greatly the Land of the Living, although it is, apparently, both brighter and more cheerful. It appears to be inhabited chiefly by those spirits with unfinished business, although it’s hard to be sure of this, [...]

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